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A small graphic about the moon and her phases!

2 months ago 1,020 notes

drankinwatahmelin:

supersamurai91:

bootyhoekage:

six9oddess:

bootyhoekage:

bumbarbie:

blackfairypresident:

xaji:

Why do people give blwojobs while they’re pregnant like your kid is gonna digest that disgusting

im just sittin here trying to process this bc ive never in all of my hoe life considered that my baby might be eatin cum

this changed me

that baby gon come out the womb swole as shiet wit all that protein he gettin tho

that’s damn near cannibalism you feeding the kid it’s potential siblings eww

bet he can do 10 pull ups right after birth tho

What the fuck did I just read 😦

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2 months ago 108,207 notes

no1fan15:

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

2 months ago 131,822 notes

sangled:

my take on kirbette, or peaby! they’re princess tomato

3 months ago 41,292 notes
momfricker:
“ cowboybibos:
“Dragon Ball Z: Broly - The Legendary Super Saiyan (1993) Dir. Shigeyasu Yamauchi
”
Seinfeld (1989 -1998) Dir. Art Wolff
”

momfricker:

cowboybibos:

Dragon Ball Z: Broly - The Legendary Super Saiyan (1993) Dir. Shigeyasu Yamauchi

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Originally posted by controversialdb

Seinfeld (1989 -1998) Dir. Art Wolff

3 months ago 79,500 notes

nitrosplicer:

delotha:

mineyoung-churyuu:

song-of-the-moon-1025:

theirisianprincess:

imnotafraidofhospitals:

theirisianprincess:

DID HE MAKE IT??

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he makes it

THANK FUCKING GOD

Ok I saw a rb of this with some context and I only remember like half of it so I’m also using Google I may get some of this wrong

But apparently the “first errand” thing isn’t just a cute little fact about the little kid, it’s a totally real thing done in Japan to teach kids that they can like rely on the community to offer assistance if they need it. They send their kids (like 2-3 years old) out alone to perform a relatively simple errand like going to a convenience store and buying a carton of milk. (There’s even a tv show where a camera crew follows children as they accomplish this first errand.) It’s not uncommon to see kids as young as 6-7 riding the subway alone because they’ve gained this sense of independence that comes from knowing that there will be people to help out if they need it.

Oh my god that’s even better

As someone who grew up with a paranoid and over-protective mother, this both warms my heart and terrifies me.

Here’s the tv show about First Errands!

3 months ago 474,994 notes

he is here for you

popokko:

queen-kaiju-lexi:

popokko:

popokko:

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also brought a snack 

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Gee thanks

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you’re welcome !

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3 months ago 86,603 notes

andthewasp:

andthewasp:

i have never once in my life met someone who said they hated spider-man and tbh……i don’t want to

like how would u even respond to someone saying that they hate spider-man i would probably accuse them of being green goblin on the spot

3 months ago 32,048 notes

lovesforeverblind:

satanstrousers:

Adulthood is wanting to cry for 4 days straight but not having the time

Gotta schedule my breakdowns now

3 months ago 425,242 notes

yrobdtservt:

Hi, I’m still alive. Please enjoy this 10 second animation lip sync test (looped a couple of times).

3 months ago 30 notes #animation

robotsandfrippary:

timblywimbly:

Shadow of the Colossus

this is for anyone who’s told me “Cats just don’t have facial expressions.” 

3 months ago 159,237 notes

ayooodevo:

malikthaelite:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

🗣🗣🗣🗣This is your reminder to put that debit or credit card down. You don’t need that shit. Why you always buying shit you don’t need? I thought you was saving? You out here telling everyone you saving and now you spending the last $50 you got. Go read a fuckin book you undisciplined savage.

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…….. you right.

you ain’t have to be so mean about it😭

3 months ago 62,746 notes
milich96:
“I love this game”

milich96:

I love this game

3 months ago 71 notes
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